1. |
Is Larry Really Happy?
02:23
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Lets Go!
Well I’m not a wizard or a scientist
But people can't you see here, that Larry don’t exist
Listening to these hippies who put crystals on their chest
Laying on a table while he’s staring at your breasts
Yeah, it's all a scam, an excuse to be lazy, excuse to make ends meet
That’s why they operate in em, so they can scam Centrelink
It’s a stupid saying when you think of it
Ask yourself when you see the world
Is Larry really happy?
Is Larry really happy?
I don’t think so
Is Larry really happy?
I don’t think so
Well looking at the future at a time when everything's good
I hope you know it will all fuck up like good things always do
It's better to be prepared for the broken heart at the start not at the end
That way you don’t end up crying like a bitch in despair
Well I don’t believe Larry really exists
If he does then I don’t wanna meet him
Anyone who’s smiling all the time, when they’re smiling, they’re faking it
So fuck you Larry stop running by my car
Ill leave you out, overnight, lying in the gutter
It’s a stupid saying when you think of it
Ask yourself when you see the world
Is Larry really happy?
Is Larry really happy?
I don’t think so
Is Larry really happy?
I don’t think so
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2. |
Hug A Millennial Day
02:05
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Here We Go!
Wah Wah Wah
But if it’ll make you feel ok
We’ll start a hug a millennial day
And we can turn that frown upside down
But the truth is your full of shit just like the rest of us
Wah Wah Wah
But if it’ll make you feel ok
We’ll start a hug a millennial day
And we can turn that frown upside down
But the truth is none of us know what the fuck you're so upset about
But if it’ll make you feel ok
We’ll start a hug a millennial day
And we can turn that frown upside down
But the truth is your full of shit just like all the other punks
Just like all the other punks...
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3. |
Trinkets & Beads
01:48
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I live in a house, you live in a shanty
I use toilet paper, your hands come in handy
You let bits of cardboard decide how you like that day
You think you’ve got a fucking clue
Who gives a fuck what you got to say
You’re as bad as coppers smoking confiscated crack
Except you’re eating mushrooms growing in the bits of crap
Watching cows float over the moon
Hippy I’m sick of you
Your vegetable soup is filled with dandruff and b.o.
You think you got it sorted man, you just got to go
You’re way beyond your number, yeah you're way beyond your time
So take a fucking number and get back in the line yeah
Hey! Ho!
Hey! Ho!
Trinkets beads and accessories
Can you you do our washing please
Trinkets beads and accessories
We live on bus cause we're hippies
Trinkets beads and accessories
Can you plug in this extension lead
Trinkets beads and accessories
We live on bus cause we're hippies
Hey! Ho!
Hey! Ho!
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4. |
Waster
02:04
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Pile of dirty dishes stacked up, up against the sink
(What a looser)
I called in sick again today so I can stay home and drink
(Big plans)
I throw my cigarette butts on the carpet at my feet
I throw a towel over my spew so I can go back to sleep
Cause I’m a Waster, I’m a Waster
I’ve wasted all my life
I’m a Waster, I’m a Waster
I get wasted all the time
Well I get high before I decide on important shit in my life
(You suck)
I shat myself in the liquor store, but it got me to the front of the line
(So what)
Well I hang ten with a bottle of red and watch the surfers pick up the chicks
I put my cock back in my pants before I finish my piss
Cause I’m a Waster, I’m a Waster
I’ve wasted all my life
I’m a Waster, I’m a Waster
I get wasted all the time
Guess I’m just a looser
Prescription pills washed down with scotch, a bit of weed will give me my fix
I woke up in a crowded place, lying in a ditch
Cause I’m a Waster, I’m a Waster
I’ve wasted all my life
I’m a Waster, I’m a Waster
I get wasted all the time
Guess I’m just a looser
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5. |
Rice Milk
00:55
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Rice Milk
It's in my cupboard
Rice Milk
It's in my fridge
Rice Milk
It's in my cupboard
It's a fuckin waste of space
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6. |
You're A Piece Of Shit
03:14
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You could have been anything but
You could have been anything but
You could have been anything but you chose to be a piece of shit
A friend said that he didn’t care
He didn’t care and he had nothing to live for
Nothing turns out anyway
Nothing turns out so what’s the point in trying
And so you built your ego
And you made a new personality
You always acted so tough
But you know, you never fucking fooled me
You could have been anything but
You could have been anything but
You could have been anything but you chose to be a piece of shit
All these problems are too challenging
Couldn’t turn negatives to positivity
And in your extreme idolatry
Your hero’s were pure fucking evil
And so you picked up the crack pipe
And you threw your life away!
No thought for your friends or your family
Selfish till you're dying day
You could have been anything but
You could have been anything but
You could have been anything but you chose to be a piece of shit
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7. |
Everything Sux... UNO
02:36
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Here we go!
Well I know that you are not too bright
And I know that you are a fucking parasite
And I know that you are a little bit silly
And I know that you smoke too many billies
Well I know that are a fucking retard
And I know that you lost your ATM card
Always ciggies and nothing else
You only think about yourself
Well I know that you are a fucking grub
And I know that you need a fucking tummy rub
And I know that you wanna fuck my dog
And I know that you are a fucking flog
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Alcohol makes me hate chicks because they really suck
(oh they're so shit)
Think before you say something and then say..
Nothing at all
Got lost on the way to the bedroom again
Went to spew and left her in the kitchen
Forgot, forgot to fuck again..
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9. |
Location, Location!
02:31
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Oi Oi Oi
Bad weather and expensive booze
Everybody's wearing fucking stupid shoes
An hour to work and an hour home
I only had to go down the fucking road
I don’t know if it's cause it’s always cold
Or people only listen to Depeche Mode
Everyone’s obnoxious, everyone’s depressed
You can’t leave your house without a safety vest
There's mullets and shit tattoos
Pop shops posing as institutes
And that's even what the people do
Every cunts an artist and every cunt paints
Rains so much makes it hard to skate
Lets move to Melbourne
Even though it's kinda fucked
Lets move to Melbourne
Even thought it kinda sucks
Location, location
Even though your mum's a bitch
Lets move to Melbourne
Yeah, we all got the itch
Oi Oi Oi
14 dollar beetroot latte
What you call that when you cant say gay
Vintage shops and Lord of the Fries
Shittest food I've had since I been alive
Go to aged care homes, get Covid-19
All good, you're high on Quetiapine
Chairman Dan is good, chairman Dan is great
We love auntie and the nanny state
Terrible noise bands. They're playing shoe gaze
Everybody's stuck in a PC haze
Fucked up people, freedom is the badge
Do what they want, but don't do it back
Lets move to Melbourne
Even though it's kinda fucked
Lets move to Melbourne
Even thought it kinda sucks
Location, location
Even though your mum's a bitch
Lets move to Melbourne
And become a socialist
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10. |
We'll Never Make It
02:14
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Ask yourself in time, what you want it to be
Well you never knew and you never cared and you never believed in me
We will never make it
We’ll make it on our own
You never knew
You never cared
Someone’s got to go, yeah
Coming into your adult years, now what are you going to say
Well we never made it, but we were true so I don’t care anyway
We will never make it
We’ll make it on our own
You never knew
You never cared
Someone’s got to go, yeah
Say now boost up the, boost up the, boost up the sound of the volume and everybody come along
We got five mates on the gallows, some tobacco and a bottle of rum
And we’ll go fishing for an hour or two or maybe four,
In fact we won’t come back ‘till we catch the biggest fish you ever saw
(Ah ya caught fuck all)
So boost up the, boost up the, boost up the sound of the volume and everybody come along
We will never make it
We’ll make it on our own
You never knew
You never cared
Someone’s got to go, yeah
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11. |
Big Rock Candy Mountain
06:03
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Donky Count Townsville, Australia
Three piece punk rock band from Townsville, Australia.. formed in 2013.. active again after seven year hiatus
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