Barking Mad

from The Wooden Spoon: Comin Last & Gettin Flogged by Donky Count

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Good afternoon sir, my name is Jim I'm from the Pet Protection Services
I'm investigating a claim you’ve been neglecting you’re dogs dietary requirements
We have Jack *you're jack Russel* registered as gluten intolerant
and you haven’t been feeding him gluten free food
Well, I searched your rubbish and found used Pedigree Pal tins
breaching your custody agreement section C.42
We're putting jack on a long-term guardianship order
and sending you to a pet parenting support group

Barking Mad
Barking Mad
The world's gone barking mad

Jenny owned a goldfish named Goldy and she had chronic dysthymia
With low mood and sadness Goldy was floating kinda lop sided
So she took her to the Vet to see the pet psychiatrist
and the staff treated her with stigma and blame

How could you let Goldy get so depressed?
It's a shocking display of pet owner neglect
The psychiatrist prescribed Goldy with 15 mg of liquid sertraline
and told her to drip it into Goldy's bowl
Then bring Goldy in once a week for a med review
And ongoing cognitive behavior therapy

Barking Mad
Barking Mad
The world's gone barking mad

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from The Wooden Spoon: Comin Last & Gettin Flogged, released June 4, 2022

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Three piece punk rock band from Townsville, Australia.. formed in 2013.. active again after seven year hiatus

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