Karen Wants to Speak to the Manager

from The Wooden Spoon: Comin Last & Gettin Flogged by Donky Count

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I came here for fast food
You’re making slow cooked Lamb Ragu
Can’t you see I got things to do
Not waiting on the likes of you

Tie your hair in a get shit done
I want my order on the run
coz Karen’s a busy soccer mum
I don’t wait on checkout scum

Karen… Karen…
Wants to speak to the manager
Speak to the manager, Speak to the manager, Speak to the manager
I’d like to speak to the manager please

I’m in Myer buying Coco-Chanel
You’re treating me like I’m out on bail
like I’m a serial killer or Cardinal Pell
I’m sure this is how the Chinese Uyghurs felt

Don’t you have better things to do
There’s junkies out there breaking rules
I ran the red because I’m running late
For Yoga and Pilates,it starts at 8

Karen… Karen…
Wants to speak to the manager
Speak to the manager, Speak to the manager, Speak to the manager
I’d like to speak to the manager please

Stop tending to your hipster beard
Start tending to my hubbys beers
I feel like I been here for years
Better step that shit into second gear

Your incompetence is pushing me to the brink
I aint no single mum on Centrelink
It’s not like I got 8 kids in a Tongan Tarago
Speeding up to get tight ass Tuesday tacos

Karen… Karen…
Wants to speak to the manager
Speak to the manager, Speak to the manager, Speak to the manager
I’d like to speak to the manager please

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from The Wooden Spoon: Comin Last & Gettin Flogged, released June 4, 2022

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Three piece punk rock band from Townsville, Australia.. formed in 2013.. active again after seven year hiatus

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